he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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