i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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