i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
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I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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