I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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