Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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