her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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