Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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