im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just gift wrapped bread.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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