FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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