Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
my being single is dangerous.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
