I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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