i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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