how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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