How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
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Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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