So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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