yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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