I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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