The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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