There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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