found the other keg... it's in the tree
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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