Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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