Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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