She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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