so that wasnt chicken after all
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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