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I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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