turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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