Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Couch. On fire.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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