Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
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we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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