**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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