I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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