i always forget guys have bellybuttons
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
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HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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