He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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