omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
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flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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