ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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