i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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