i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
