If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
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The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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