how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
