try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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