I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
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I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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