I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
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oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
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I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'm too high and old for this...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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