I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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