i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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