Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
