fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Swine flu. Run for my life!
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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