have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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