well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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