last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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