the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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