bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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