his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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