your thong is hanging out like whoa
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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