I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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