We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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