How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
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I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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