Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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